'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
I’m so furious about this Dashcon thing it’s unreal. Just a complete gathering of fucking fools.
[CACKLES INTO THE SUNSET AND TRIES TO SUMMON harshwhimsical, BECAUSE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!]
THIS STARTED OFF AS JADE!ERIDAN/GAMZEE AND TERRIBLE THINGS, but it kinda went from there. I have an irrational fondness for Eridan/Gamzee purely because it makes me think of someone I dearly adore and staying up until three in the morning RPing terrible shenanigans and porn and also sometimes invoking Vriska for no reason into the text that made no goddamn sense at all. Basically Gamzee and Eridan are both terrible people who do terrible things all the time, and I thin it’d be a very dysfunctional and toxic dynamic liable to end with one of them dead. But it’d be so fun. Watch them try to adjust and fight and flip quadrants all over the place and it’d be so fucking bad. I want three dozens.
What makes me happy about them:
The idea of Eridan trying to do his whole posturing grandiose bullshit shtick and Gamzee just cackling and not buying it one bit. (Also, there was that one time of Gamzee drugging Eridan with sopor but that’s an alternate continuity/different Eridan, so it doesn’t count, but it totally should on account of being so fucking hilarious.)
What makes me sad about them:
Eridan is a douchebag. Gamzee is worse.
Things done in art/fic that annoys me:
Eh, the standard do-nots for Eridan and Gamzee are kind of terrible when you put them together: they’re not nice people unless you basically force them to be. So.
Things I look for in art/fic:
…gore and porn, mostly.
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
…their own lives? LMFAO, I’M NOT KIDDING, THIS IS A PAIRING THAT USUALLY ENDS UP IN MURDER.
My happily ever after for them:
…they live? Somehow? Also probably lots and lots of porn.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?
This is my favorite post ever and this is my favorite palemate ever. Sweet, sweet highblood shenanigans. They will always have a place in my heart. Jumps back to 2012 instantly with Fi.
Hello, anon! On my external hard drive, I have over 5,000 pieces of Gamzee fan art saved… It was a collection I started when I first got into Homestuck in 2011, and when Skaianet was still around!
I hope you are doing well, also! To all of the messages I have in my inbox, I am so sorry for being horribly slow in answering, I will get to you all in due time!! ;_;
I can control them all… I can DESTROY YOU ALL! …But not before we continue the game.
wow izzat sum art from me for the first time in five thousand years, I think it is
done with palette #12 from this palette challenge
I just love Richtofen and Samantha and their color motifs okay